15 March 2006
How to destroy the Earth!
Posted by Mikhail Esteves under: Funny .
Ever wanted to destroy the Earth? Here’s a guide!
Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.
You’ve seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You’ve heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.
Fools.
The Earth is built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you’ve had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily. So my first piece of advice to you, dear would-be Earth-destroyer, is: do NOT think this will be easy.
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Johan Says:
6 November 2007 at 10:07 am.
I don’t know if you don’t believe in God, but reading this I would say you do NOT!
Well my Bible says that GOD CREATED the earth, that means HE is in control! And if HE won’t let you destroy it, believe me YOU WON’T!! So you see, it is even MORE diffucult than you Thought!!
And for the record, if you count all the dates in the Bible together you would come to a number roughly around 6 400 years, I believe my Bible is correct and so; I believe the earth is at most 7 000 years old!!
Good luck on your believes.